Take My Knife, Please

Take My Knife, Please is the fourth episode of the first season of The Turbos and the fourth episode overall. It originally aired November 21, 2015. It was rated TV-14-LV for language such as "bastard" (5 times) and "ass" (3 times). "F*cksh*t" is said once, bleeped, by Joe. Violent crime is depicted in a slightly gruesome way, with a man being impaled in a movie (on-screen, but Max and Dave's facial expressions can tell you it's a bit violent), several shots are fired, and one character has a tattoo that depicts Max's body being scarred and stabbed (they have a rivalry). It gained 7.391 million viewers on its first broadcast.

Synopsis
After a dangerous convict escapes without a trace from the Carsonville Penitentiary, Max investigates and finds out that he is a trained assassin and he's the next target. The family eventually gains Witness Protection service, but the assassin finds them. Meanwhile, Julia finds her relationship with Max is deteriorating, so she decides to go to a therapist for married couples.

Transcript
Voice: Hello, my good sir. (settles down in chair.)

Banker: Now, let's discuss your agreement.

(Mysterious voice jumps out of the shadows and grabs the Banker by the tie)

Killouette: You savagely corrupt sons of bastards are too set in the wrong direction that you can't tell Rite-Aid from Wong-Aid!

Chinese Guy: That's racist.

Killouette: Oh sorry.

(Fades out to opening sequence.)

Dave: And that is why I propose we all do it with friends!

Kristen: (whispers) You disgusting bitch.